THE BLACK TIE GUY IN YOUR GARBAGE CAN (I’M THE GI MAN)

BY JAY WELLER

I’M THE GI MAN

DRIVE A PANEL VAN

FOR UNCLE SAM

I’M THE GI MAN

MAKE FIFTY GRAND

AND A PENSION PLAN

I’M THE GI MAN

GOT THE MASTER PLAN

IN MY PANEL VAN

I’M THE GI MAN

GOT A SINISTER PLAN

IN MY PANEL VAN

GOT WADS OF CASH

GUNS IN STASH

AFGHAN HASH

THIN BLACK TIE

MIRRORED SHOES

MORE BAD NEWS

I’M THE BLACK TIE GUY

IN YOUR GARBAGE CAN

I’M THE GI MAN

I’M THE GI MAN

GI MAN

GI MAN