I’M SO HAPPY I COULD DIE

BY JAY WELLER

 

MY FATHER’S DEBTS GONE OFF

TO SOME UNKNOWN DISTANT LAND

MY WIFE HAS GONE RUN OFF

WITH ANOTHER MAN

 

LIKE A FATEFUL TURKEY

SERVED UP WITH PUMPKIN PIE

KISS ME NOW MY DARLING

I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE

 

I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE

I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE

KISS ME NOW, MY DARLING

I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE

 

FINALLY GOT A JOB, AS THEY’RE IN SHORT SUPPLY

BOSS WAS IN THE MOB, GOT A COLOMBIAN NECK TIE

LIKE THAT MORNING TURKEY, WITH MAYONNAISE ON RYE

WON’T LAST LONG MY DARLING, I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE

 

 

 

WHEN THE MAILMAN COMES AROUND, MY CHILDREN MULTIPLY

FOUND MY WIFE IN BED, WITH MY PRIVATE EYE

CARVE ME UP PLEASE HUSSY, BRING OUT THAT APPLE PIE

KISS ME NOW MY DARLING, I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE

 

I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE

I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE

KISS ME FAST, MY DARLING

I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE

 

I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE

I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE

KISS ME FAST, MY DARLING

I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE