BY JAY WELLER
MY FATHER’S DEBTS GONE OFF
TO SOME UNKNOWN DISTANT LAND
MY WIFE HAS GONE RUN OFF
WITH ANOTHER MAN
LIKE A FATEFUL TURKEY
SERVED UP WITH PUMPKIN PIE
KISS ME NOW MY DARLING
I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE
I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE
I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE
KISS ME NOW, MY DARLING
I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE
FINALLY GOT A JOB, AS THEY’RE IN SHORT SUPPLY
BOSS WAS IN THE MOB, GOT A COLOMBIAN NECK TIE
LIKE THAT MORNING TURKEY, WITH MAYONNAISE ON RYE
WON’T LAST LONG MY DARLING, I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE
WHEN THE MAILMAN COMES AROUND, MY CHILDREN MULTIPLY
FOUND MY WIFE IN BED, WITH MY PRIVATE EYE
CARVE ME UP PLEASE HUSSY, BRING OUT THAT APPLE PIE
KISS ME NOW MY DARLING, I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE
I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE
I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE
KISS ME FAST, MY DARLING
I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE
I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE
I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE
KISS ME FAST, MY DARLING
I’M SO HAPPY I CAN DIE