NEW AMERICAN OOMPA

WELL, CANDY RED AND JELLY BEAN, ARE SLOPPING CREAM AT THE DAIRY QUEEN. MR FRED, ALL SHIRTS ARE SHEEN, HE WORKS DOWN AT THE QUICK ‘N CLEAN. GREASY FRIES AT THE WHITE CASTLE, NEVER MISSES THE DAILY RAFFLE. SORTIN’ BOTTLES AND DRIVIN’ SNAPPLE, I’M HEADIN’ OFF TO THE BIG APPLE
BOOK ME IN, HOTEL RITZ, MASTER CARD, WILL COVER IT. PILLS AND BUD, BUTTERED GRITS, ONLY RUNNIN’ ON DOCTORS’ SCRIPTS
WELL, CRACKER JACK AND BILLY BLADE, BE MOWIN’ GRASS ON THE PROMENADE
GOLDEN TIPS CAP FLAGS OF SATIN, JUST TO SHOW WHAT THEY WON’T BE HAVIN’
RICHIE’S GOLDEN PARK PLACE CRAPPER, DAVID’S MOLDIN’ DUMPSTER WRAPPER
DUMPSTER DAVE COULD BE A HIGH PRICE STAFFER, BUT HE DON’T COMPREHEND THE CURVE BY LAFFER
AS A ZOMBIE HAZE FLOATS ABOUT THE RAFTERS, COMES THE GHOSTLY FORM OF THE HOODED GRAFTER, TO THE SIREN SONG, AND THE JOKER’S LAUGHTER, I WONDER THE END COME NOW OR AFTER
HOOK ME UP, ALL VEINS ARE LAID, JUST ONE NIGHT, NO MEDICAID. FILL ME UP, VAMPIRE GRADE, VODKA, JACK AND RAZOR BLADES
THE PREACHER CLAIMS THAT JESUS SAVES, KING OF HEARTS SEZ BEWARE THE SPADE
SMELL DON’T LIE BARKS DUMPSTER DAVE, AS THE BLIND MAN BENDS DOWN IN HIS CAVE
SOME FIND PEACE IN A TWO PACK HABIT OR OTHER FORMS OF NARCOTIC BANDAGE
I PUT MY FAITH IN A COUNTRY RABBIT WHO SAID A OUNCE OF GOLD BE WORTH A HEAD OF CABBAGE

BEST STOCK UP ON GUNS AND GAS. BUT KEEP YOUR DOLLARS TO WIPE YOUR ASS
ALL LINE UP STRIKE UP THE BRASS AND BONES WILL CRACK IN THE SIREN’S GRASP