PINK LIKE A PIG

I’M PINK LIKE A PIG, DON’T WEAR A WIG, A DARK WOOL KNIT HAT, LONG NOSE LIKE A RAT
HAVE DARKENED SUNGLASSES, TO KEEP ‘WAY THE MASSES, HAVE MULTIPLE CACHES
TO SQUIRREL MY STASHES, BUT I’M PINK LIKE A PIG
I’M PINK LIKE A PIG, BUT I DON’T CLAIM A RACE
DON’T HAVE A PLACE, ‘ROUND THE WORLD I DID ROAM, BUT I DON’T HAVE A HOME
MIGHT BE A JEW, BUT I HAVEN’T A CLUE, I’M RED, WHITE, AND BRUISED
BUT I’M PINK LIKE A PIG
I’M PINK LIKE A PIG, GOT SNAKES ON MY BRAIN, SOME SAY I’M INSANE
IT SKITS AND IT SKATS, ALL KINDS ACROBATS, GOT SOME SCARS AND ALL THAT,
BUT STILL SWING HARD WITH THE BAT, I’M PINK LIKE A PIG
I’M PINK LIKE A PIG, BUT DON’T PUT A ROPE ON MY NECK, TO YANK BACK MY HEAD
‘CAUSE FOR YOUR TRUFFLES WON’T DIG, WON’T DO THE JIG, WON’T DO YOUR GIG

YOU MAY HAVE A BIG FARM, ANIMALS ON ALARM, SET AGAINST EACH ‘ARN
I’LL FIGHT WITH MY HOOFS, THROW YO’ ASS OFF THE ROOF
YOU JERK BACK MY HEAD, YOU MIGHT END UP DEAD
I’M PINK LIKE A PIG