BY JAY WELLER
FOLLOW THE DRIPS
LOOK FOR THE DROPS
THERE’S THIS AND THERE’S PRINTS
WHEREVER HE PLOPS
THE BLOTS ON THE RUG
GO STRAIGHT TO HIS SPOT
HE’S SLOPPIN’ AROUND
AND HE IS KINDA SLOW
SO DON’T MESS AROUND
WITH JERRY CURL JOE
HE’S GOT COKE BOTTLE GLASSES
AND MOVES LIKE MOLASSES
HE’S GOT ALUMINUM RIMS
AND A SIREN THAT FLASHES
HE’S GOT ALL THE GUITAR BABIES
ALL IN A ROW
LEAKS LIKE A WELL
IN THE GULF MEXICO
HE’S SLOPPIN AROUND
AND HE IS KINDA SLOW
SO DON’T MESS AROUND
WITH JERRY CURL JOE