PINK LIKE A PIG

BY JAY WELLER

I’M PINK LIKE A PIG

DON’T WEAR A WIG

A DARK WOOL KNIT HAT

LONG NOSE LIKE A RAT

HAVE DARKENED SUNGLASSES

TO KEEP ‘WAY THE MASSES

HAVE MULTIPLE CACHES

TO SQUIRREL MY STASHES

BUT I’M PINK LIKE A PIG

I’M PINK LIKE A PIG

BUT I DON’T CLAIM A RACE

DON’T HAVE A PLACE

‘ROUND THE WORLD I DID ROAM

BUT I DON’T HAVE A HOME

MIGHT BE A JEW

BUT I HAVEN’T A CLUE

I’M RED, WHITE, AND BRUISED

BUT I’M PINK LIKE A PIG

I’M PINK LIKE A PIG

GOT SNAKES ON MY BRAIN

SOME SAY I’M INSANE

IT SKITS AND IT SKATS

ALL KINDS ACROBATS

GOT SOME SCARS AND ALL THAT

BUT STILL SWING HARD WITH THE BAT

I’M PINK LIKE A PIG

I’M PINK LIKE A PIG

BUT DON’T PUT A ROPE ON MY NECK

TO YANK BACK MY HEAD

‘CAUSE FOR YOUR TRUFFLES WON’T DIG

WON’T DO THE JIG

WON’T DO YOUR GIG

YOU MAY HAVE A BIG FARM

ANIMALS ON ALARM

SET AGAINST EACH ‘ARN

I’LL FIGHT WITH MY HOOFS

THROW YO’ ASS OFF THE ROOF

YOU JERK BACK MY HEAD

YOU MIGHT END UP DEAD

I’M PINK LIKE A PIG